Which one would YOU fuck?

According to Shakespeare’s Sister, idiot boy du jour Adam Carolla thinks it’s just hilarious for his listeners to debate who they’d rather fuck–a fat woman or a transsexual woman. Here at Stick It!, we think a far more pressing, and interesting, question is, who would our readers prefer to fuck: Adam Carolla, or Swamp Thing?

Seriously, women, which would you rather lie down with–a potty-mouthed unfunny “comedian” with no soul who looks like he’s been seriously worked over, versus “a humanoid mass of vegetable matter who fights to protect his swamp home, the environment in general, and humanity, from various supernatural threats”? Opening comments on this one, so feel free to weigh in.

BTW, Shakespeare’s Sister’s commenters have some pretty interesting ideas about what to do sexually with Adam, too, so be sure to check that out.