Which one would YOU fuck?

According to Shakespeare’s Sister, idiot boy du jour Adam Carolla thinks it’s just hilarious for his listeners to debate who they’d rather fuck–a fat woman or a transsexual woman. Here at Stick It!, we think a far more pressing, and interesting, question is, who would our readers prefer to fuck: Adam Carolla, or Swamp Thing?

Seriously, women, which would you rather lie down with–a potty-mouthed unfunny “comedian” with no soul who looks like he’s been seriously worked over, versus “a humanoid mass of vegetable matter who fights to protect his swamp home, the environment in general, and humanity, from various supernatural threats”? Opening comments on this one, so feel free to weigh in.

BTW, Shakespeare’s Sister’s commenters have some pretty interesting ideas about what to do sexually with Adam, too, so be sure to check that out.

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6 thoughts on “Which one would YOU fuck?”

  1. Separated at birth is often funny, but in this case, you do a gross disservice to Swamp Thing. He doesn’t deserve to be compared to Adam Carolla. No one deserves to be compared to Carolla.

  2. I would have to choose eternal celibacy. (No offense, Swamp Thing, I just don’t see the necessary mutual attraction.)

  3. This transsexual woman would rather be f*d by a Toyota Corolla, than Adam Corolla* or anyone who thinks he’s funny.

    * I’ll spell his name right when I start respecting him. He’d better get used to the misspelling.

  4. Yah, I can think of a thing or two that I could do with an incorrigible, untrained uppity boy. Eventually…suitably masked and shackled far away from a keyboard, pad of paper or even an old style typewriter…he might even come to…resign…himself to…servicing and meeting my unholy deviant blogger lady demands. Moouuu-AAH-aHH-A-AAAA:)

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