“Women get bored easily”??? Yeah, I’m so sure that’s the problem. It has nothing to do with men acting dull as posts.
Click here to watch the stupid commercial.
O how I frigging hate this season, when the belief that all women are whores who will give it up for something shiny is proudly repeated several times per hour in an evening of prime time TV. I couldn’t find a video of the ad that drove me over the edge the other night — I think it’s for Kay Jewelers, shows a man and a woman sitting in a cabin during a rainstorm. The woman gets frightened (!) by the thunder, and the man puts his big strong arms around her and says (more or less), “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it, honey, I’ll always be here to protect you.”
And then he gives her a necklace. And then she sucks his face.
Gag. Barf. Puke.
You don’t even have to be a feminist to think it’s crap, apparently.
So, anyway, this very funny parody soothes my indignation by pointing out exactly how stupid jewelry manufacturers think women are.
Why do we put up with this crap again?
Update, 11/25/2009: The vomitrocious ad has made it to YouTube. Be sure to have a bucket in front of you before you play it.
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According to Shakespeare’s Sister, idiot boy du jour Adam Carolla thinks it’s just hilarious for his listeners to debate who they’d rather fuck–a fat woman or a transsexual woman. Here at Stick It!, we think a far more pressing, and interesting, question is, who would our readers prefer to fuck: Adam Carolla, or Swamp Thing?
Seriously, women, which would you rather lie down with–a potty-mouthed unfunny “comedian” with no soul who looks like he’s been seriously worked over, versus “a humanoid mass of vegetable matter who fights to protect his swamp home, the environment in general, and humanity, from various supernatural threats”? Opening comments on this one, so feel free to weigh in.
BTW, Shakespeare’s Sister’s commenters have some pretty interesting ideas about what to do sexually with Adam, too, so be sure to check that out.