Which one would YOU fuck?

According to Shakespeare’s Sister, idiot boy du jour Adam Carolla thinks it’s just hilarious for his listeners to debate who they’d rather fuck–a fat woman or a transsexual woman. Here at Stick It!, we think a far more pressing, and interesting, question is, who would our readers prefer to fuck: Adam Carolla, or Swamp Thing?

Seriously, women, which would you rather lie down with–a potty-mouthed unfunny “comedian” with no soul who looks like he’s been seriously worked over, versus “a humanoid mass of vegetable matter who fights to protect his swamp home, the environment in general, and humanity, from various supernatural threats”? Opening comments on this one, so feel free to weigh in.

BTW, Shakespeare’s Sister’s commenters have some pretty interesting ideas about what to do sexually with Adam, too, so be sure to check that out.

Stick It!’s Love Your Body Day Anti-Porn Stealth Activism!

As promised!

The propaganda:

If you don’t want men to treat you like this,
Then why is it okay for other women?
Do something. http://www.oneangrygirl.net/antiporn.html


Today is Love Your Body Day.
Does this look like love to you?
If not, do something. http://www.porndestroyswomen.org/

The target:

It was a bit tricky, as the porno shelf is three shelves back from the store entrance, and right next to the info desk. (In contrast, the children’s section is upstairs and as far away as you can get from the escalators. By all means, make it easy for the boyz to run in and grab their woman-hating wank-fodder, while the kids and moms should have to walk past every product in the store.) There were several low-level management types lurking around, I’m sure wondering about my interest in the “men’s interest,” but I nonchalantly grabbed copies of FHM, Maxim, Ralph, and Stuff and dawdled my way upstairs.

The outcome:

I left the magazines open on shelves in several sections with snippets of propaganda next to them. This especially lovely feature depicts “hot girl-on-girl action.” Yeah, because all the lesbians I know look just like that. Sheesh. How stupid are men? Stupid enough to support the publishing of, what, 11, 12 different magazines of this type? Not to mention the wrapped-in-plastic kind. Well, here’s to you, boyz.